What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How can I easily get rid of my writers block?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

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